Why

you coming home at 5 in the morning? Something’s going on,
let me smell your dick.

Tosh.0 ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

To

the anon that said Tosh.0 sucks.

You’ve never watched it with me so 

YOU WOULDN’T KNOW THE FUN I HAVE.

I AIN’T EVEN MAD, BRO.

I ain’t even mad. 

Happy Birthday Daniel Tosh

and today I got voted “best” at things I didn’t know I was good at. 

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